MY GOSH.

The "List of Keyblade Wielders" article on the Kingdom Hearts Wiki contents:
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Dream Drop Distance
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Unknown game
Re:Coded
Days
Birth By Sleep
Chain of Memories
KHII
KHI

• 1Keyblade Masters
  • 1.1The Master of Masters
  • 1.2Foreteller Invi
  • 1.3Foreteller Gula
  • 1.4Foreteller Ira
  • 1.5Foreteller Aced
  • 1.6Foreteller Ava
  • 1.7Master Luxu
  • 1.8Master Xehanort
  • 1.9Master Eraqus
  • 1.10Master Aqua
  • 1.11Master Yen Sid
  • 1.12Master Mickey Mouse
  • 1.13Master Riku
• 2Keyblade wielders
  • 2.1Player
  • 2.2Other Players
  • 2.3Ephemer
  • 2.4Skuld
  • 2.5Dandelions (??????????????????????????????????????????????????)
  • 2.6Terra
  • 2.7Terra-Xehanort
  • 2.8Lingering Will
  • 2.9Ventus
  • 2.10Vanitas
  • 2.11Ventus-Vanitas
  • 2.12Sora
  • 2.13Roxas
  • 2.14Data-Sora
  • 2.15Kairi
  • 2.16Lea
• 3Wielders of imitation Keyblades
  • 3.1No Heart
  • 3.2Armor of Eraqus (What?)
  • 3.3Vanitas Remnant
  • 3.4Mimic Master's Fakes (????????????????????????)
  • 3.5AntiSora
  • 3.6Sora's Heartless (No, actually Sora's heartless is unable to do anything but jump. So)
  • 3.7Riku Replica
  • 3.8Zexion
  • 3.9Xion
  • 3.10Genie
  • 3.11Data-Riku
  • 3.12Data-Roxas
  • 3.13Phantom Aqua (wait who)
• 4Other
  • 4.1Anti-Riku
• WHAT
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• GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
• STAHP.
• Squeenix. I love you. But please. It is OKAY to have one character that is NOT a keyblade wielder! It's OKAYYYY. PLEASE. 
• (Also can we never say "Master Riku" again? Please? ok.)

Penguin gave me a Wings of Fire T-SHIRT for my b-day!!!!! Finally I can wear my fannishness on my . . . chest. Sleeves too, I guess, but really they're just grey. so. (Yes, Fred. It is okay to refer to an icon on a girl's shirt as being on her "chest". It is very odd to say it is on her "anterior". For future reference. btw i'm talking about Life of Fred)