You know what I hate, possibly more than anything else in life? Giraffes. They're all "Oh look at me, I'm a giraffe! Master race, ladidah..." And we seahorses are down here going "Hey, don't forget about us!! We're important too!" and the giraffes go "Seahorse? What's a seahorse? Seahorses are improper and a disgrace to the giraffe society. Hmph."
Don't know what I'm talking about? Here's a link. I mean come on, giraffes! Just because you are tall, and you eat from trees, and you live in Africa, doesn't make you the Master Race, and it doesn't mean that seahorses like me have learn to walk on land, or eat from trees, or grow legs and long necks! It doesn't mean that you have to grow a longer tail, and shorter necks, and gills!! Can't we keep living in harmony?
Hmmm... Hey! I just got an idea! MLP should have a night owl character, and they have to figure out how he/she will be able to live and work in the giraffe-ful world! Oooh... maybe Applebloom? Cuz she's good at arts and crafts... so her sleep schedule could just start shifting until she's on a seahorse-schedule... And that would cause some major problems with her family since they're so sun-oriented... Oh, man that would be COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!! IF ANY MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC WRITERS ARE READING THIS (although why would you) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, that's probably enough for now...
Dha weles skon (Cornish)
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