I Just Tried to CRACK my EYEBROWS um what

Yup, that did just happen!!!!! Hehe. I have no idea why. :-P

I know I said I'd do my Frozen ≈ and/or ≠ Dead post after reading Winter Turning, and that I have indeed read Winter Turning, so I should be turning that out any day now, but I haven't felt into it lately, and have been quite busy staring at empty search bars with small, blinking, vertical lines in them, muttering "I'm... Bored... *sigh*" repeatedly in my head (like Pyrite kinda). :-)

Ah, summer.

Wrote this at the top of a Google Doc for a mini-magazine me and a few other girls are working on for our ME-dia journey for Girl Scouts:

Hihihihihihihihihihihihi again :-) I woke up early today (like noon or something hi) so what I don’t know what is… lost my train of thought hmm…. Mom is sad that we “didn’t get closer to completion today”. And so I said “You can’t rush. art.” in an attempt at an imitation of that guy from Toy Story 2 who fixes Woody. And that’s how I lost my train of thought. Or maybe it was the Backson. The backson, the backson. We don’t like the backson. :-) Anyhoo, as I was sayying: I don’t really know what I’m saying so… I think this is probably funny.

XD idk anymore bye

That Dream I had when I was like 9 Where Grandma Died at Monterey and some other Family came to Throw a Party in our Hotel Room as soon as we left, and the Pool was Almost right Outside the Door

IT NOW MAKES SENSE.

Spoilers for Kingdom Hearts II

My Weirdest Dream Ever Because why not

The weirdest dream I've ever had was Probably when I was Kairi and my older sister was Sora (from Kingdom Hearts) and we were in Bog Easy (from Epic Mickey). There was a slobber and we kept trying to fight it (this was actually before we were Sora and Kairi, I was actually playing the game) but it was cramped and we kept falling off the edge into the thinner. the first time the slobber showed up, I fell on my side and was struggling to aim the Wiimote at the screen and then I shoved the remote into my sister's lap. Then my sister just ran away and jumped on the roofs of some buildings when some Heartless showed up. That's when I turned into Sora (yes. don't ask) and threw one off the roof, then I made another one into my friend and knocked him down with the other one. Pretty soon Axel showed up and me and my sister were back on the ground. Axel told us that we just had to break their necks and started grabbing them like with his fingers under their helmets (idk they looked like gremlins by that time) and his thumb on the back of their neck and just snapping their neck (I know, creepy, but it was just enemies, like any video game). I tried to do it and wasn't strong enough. my sister (who was then Sora, and I was Kairi) grabbed my arm and pulled me through the door to the next area (Traverse Town. ?????) There were a bunch of aisles, and I was quite punchy and sorta stumbling the way I do when I've been up for 32 hours. I had been hit on the head. I didn't notice. Sora told me we were getting married and I was just like "Okay *hysterical laughter*" so we walked up the aisle (XD cuz there were aisles like a store??!!) and I was holding her(his?) elbow and tripping on my flip-flops. We walked up to the pharmacy counter and there was someone we knew behind it (he was slouching and wearing a long-sleeved red shirt...). Sora asked for his(her?) soda and the pharmacist reached for a, like, 10 pack of soda. The weirdest thing was that the 10-pack wasn't a full 10 cans, it was like three different flavors of soda, about four of one, three of another and three of another, separated by empty holes. And so Sora paid for her/his soda and grabbed it from a metal tower of shelving stuff... and then I woke up. Like, "Um, seriously brain? Really? Getting married? To my sister? Who is actually a character from a video game, and I'm actually that character's love interest? O.O' "

"I won't sing it, but do you want me to tell you what they are?"
"no"
"But they're so weird"
"Okay fine"
"Okay I have that one song from Epic Mickey, where Prescott... 'it was I who planned it da da duh duh da I only wanted to be loved"
"'I won't sing it..'"
"I did... say that... I lied... apparently." (accompanied by pointing at me)

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WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE US ON SUCH A HORRID CLIFFHANGER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA ARRRGH NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED Escaping Peril NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

I'm writing another book.

My stuff won't properly exist.

Hi.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii puuuuuunchy. mwehehea. Apparently we're starfish. Penguin and I are playing truth or dare. I asked for a truth. She asked "Do you like.. Inside Out?" And I looked at her incredulously (because I haven't watched it yet). And she continued "And by that I mean, do you like anything inside out; socks, shoes, yourself,--" and I was about to say something about how weird inside-out shoes would be, but I had to say "Well I certainly don't like myself inside out, what am I, a starfish??" And Penguin said "You didn't know?" and I said "What-" and then we both said "That I'm (or in Penguin's case "you're") a starfish?." (? for me, . for Penguin). XD And that's when I wrote "apparently we're starfish" and now you're all caught up. :-)

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ahm um hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuhhhhhhhhuhhh I DON"T NOEOWoknow WHYY I'M GONNNNNEEEEEAAAAA DIIIIIIIIIEEEE AND IDON'T KNWO WHYYYYY I SAID THAT IN A REALLY FUNNY VOICE A MOMENT AGO THAT I TOTALLY COULD IMITATE BUT KNNOOTWT IN WIRTEDING ( I SRSLY THOUGHT I WAS SPELLING THAT RIGHT...) OOH LOOKY THERE its's biineen like14 oohowouuurs i can spell sow well that rhymed HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH wahahaha. haha.a ahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhhsshrshiuhnfiu idk laughs hystericalllyl lthis happense every knnoight. iiid am speoliglin g so good right now... and what was supposed to be "spelling" is the only thing on here with a red underline, save for mwehehea. :-P

I THINK I FIXED MY COMMENTS!!!!!

Also: new dog breed!!!

The last one was an Irish Wolfhound!! Congrats!

See if you can guess this baby!!

Have fun! 8D

I Shouldn't be Aloud to be on Le Internets (or Anywhere other than Bed, Really) when I am this Tired

The title is exactly what I searched on Google for no reason.

I Shall try to Create more Prompts for you

As usual, plug in random character(s) according to the numbers.

Despite some Uncommon Speculation, and my Intense Denial which Sounds like I am Lying...

I (and by extension, Penguin) do NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON MICKEY MOUSE (who BY THE WAY is either 80 or 14 or 22 or 4 years old AND is in a STEADY RELATIONSHIP). Oh my gosh people (and by people I mean person)(not saying who to save one ounce of her embarrassment). Buuuuuuuut I do have some more prompts for you (Penguin)!

What.

So (as many probably hardly any of you know) Kingdom Hearts III is coming out soon sometime in the future. So ... there is a lot of excitement among the KH fans. Aand... I have no idea what is happening.

Here is the gameplay trailer.

When Sora showed up in his almost completely black outfit, I screamed, and noted that Sora was now "completely emu".

So I watched a video explaining the story up until now (since I have only played KHI and KHII and half of CoM) and literally I heard: "Blah blah Sora Kingdom Hearts heartless heart heart sora Xehanort blah blah blah nonsense what stuff Kingdom Hearts Sora words King Mickey (XD) Terra something something Aqua blah blah blah blah blah foretellers Ventus Xehanort Ansem Ansem darkness nobodies stuff whaaaat Roxas confusion Riku? Sora Ventus ... Venitas ....... Axel Lea what who... Braig (why isn't he Xigbar anymore???) Kingdom Hearts noise talking nonsense darkness master Xehanort what vessel (???) light guardians what I don't know... "Though it may seem a bit overwhelming at first, the story of Xehanort is as clear as day now." (where did you get that?????????)

Anyway, I don't know what else I was gonna put here soo... Bye! No quote today, sorry.

EDIT: nvm, quote:
"That thing outside; the sky..."

Spoilers for "Slice of Life"

the hundredth episode of MLP

So very Not Helpful you are, Google

Trying to figure out how to restrict Mr. Chesterton's movement. He half-tore his meniscus in his left back leg. He doesn't need surgery, since it's only half-torn. But we are supposed to restrict his activity, preventing jumping, running, excessive activity, and stairs. Great. So, we have to prevent him from doing anything. At least, anything he likes. And worst of all: we have to lower the amount of calories he gets since he isn't going to be able to burn them off.

That sunset is NEON SALMON!!!!!! I SWEAR. NEON. SALMON. IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND I CAN'T GET A PICTURE OF IT 8'( SOBBING.

I'll post some here. Anyway back to the dog.

So I've been making his breakfasts in a Kong toy. And freezing it (since it's been so hot). And he gets through them in about 15 minutes. And wants more. And I can't give him more. :-( poor dog.

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS I THOUGHT I LOST THIS!!!! I accidentally closed the window when I was offline!! I'm glad it's still here.

"You know how it is when you don't have anything you really want to eat, but you're not hungry enogh to eat anything? So it's either ask someone to make you a bunch of food; or STARVE, and I chose the last one." ~ second sentence, italics mean saying darkly and sarcastically.

Literally NO ONE Else Sees This. I am Disappointed in the World.

So, Penguin (and her sad friends, unfortunately including our VERY obsessive [and verbal about their obsessions] younger cousins) is going through a very major Phineas and Ferb craze. MAJOR. So she has been trying to convince me that it is a good show (because for some reason, if she likes something, she absolutely HAS to share it with EVERYONE SHE KNOWS. Which is: me, our parents, our grandma [our other grandparents don't really do kids' shows {thank goodness}], two of our cousins, her 2 friends [as I said, sad], and my friends if possible). Despite my having watched at least 5 episodes, and still hating it. With a burning inferno passion.

It involves many things, a few of which being:

• Illegal ownership of a platypus in OH. MYGOSH. They live in Danville. Which is... everywhere. literally. here. Scroll down to Background Information. 
• Illegal CHANGING OF MOUNT RUSHMORE. 
• Illegal lots more stuff.
• Dangerous flying around the world in a homemade, open-air (they will suffocate) aeroplane that will crash when 3 extra pounds are added.
• The aforementioned illegally owned platypus being a ... secret agent?? Who completely changes identity (and, by the way, apparently EVERYONE in this world is EXTREMELY naive, dense, and blind.) when he puts on. a hat. literally. and nobody is able to tell that he is the same platypus pet.  And he is "assigned" I guess, to this evil scientist. They are nemesis enemies. Which somehow means they are not allowed to even considered stopping another opponent. Even if it is right under their noses, like if the platypus was at the bank and someone came in with a gun and pointed it at the teller and told him to give up all the money, if the platypus did something to try to stop him, that would be, like, extremely disloyal or something. ????? I don't understand. 
• These two kids bring their ILLEGAL pet platypus with them EVERYWHERE and literally don't keep an eye on him. They sometimes say "Hey, where's [our platypus]? ... Oh, whatever, he'll turn up eventually. It's not like anyone might find out that we own him or anything like that. Or like he's a wild animal and might run off and find a better habitat to live in (like maybe, I don't know, a river, or some other place where platypi live naturally?)."
• Nobody notices the platypus' (large) secret room, which, yes, he gets to from the side of the house, so it's obviously quite close to it where it could be found with some digging at the least, someone going down to fix water pipes at the most.
• #callcharactersbytheirfullname (yes this show is bad enough for me to stoop to HASHTAGS
• #stupidvillain(whosomehowactuallygetssurprisinglyclosewithmanyofhisvillainousschemes)
• Very deeply hidden morals
• Excepting, of course, when they are blatantly stated (because they weren't shown very well in the episode).
• The platypus and the villain have an extremely unhealthy relationship, constantly trying to detain and/or defeat one another and yet "they can't live without each other", according to Penguin... And no one else on Earth sees this. 
• Searched "I DON'T CARE ABOUT DOOF'S RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS PARENTS I WANT TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE ELSE EXISTS WHO UNDERSTANDS HOW UNHEALTHY HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH PERRY IS" into google. didn't get anything (again)
• NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
• ugh.
• I will prove my point one day.
• I will prove it to the world.
• And they will sob, "How did I not see that?!" and I will laugh, "I told you so!"
• And they will all fear me
• and respect me
• for I will have triumphed over all.

Sigh. For a show about science there is an extreme lack of physics and stuff.. hair not moving, air in space, a GIANT RUBBER BAND BALL BEING ABLE TO LAUNCH AN AEROPLANE to name a few. >8~[

Watching Barbie Rapunzel: Pen:"Whoa, did you see his hands go almost all the way around her waist?"  Me:"Yeah, she's way too skinny." Pen:"Well, that's because Mother Gothel never feeds her!" Me:"Oh. Well, at least there's a good reason." then we both start laughing at how matter of fact I say it. 

Youtube and Such

6/17(I think)
Listended to Sunset Horizons a bit ago. Don't let the name fool you.

6/19
Ok, so a couple of lines from a song randomly came into my head, so I looked them up (can't go back so we gotta go on). It was.............. from Barbie and the Diamond Castle. SERIOUSLY??????

Welp, thank you. I literally searched (on youtube) "which song do I know by the fray" and it TOLD ME I am so happy with Youtube right now. :-)
That'll most likely last an hour at most...


"I just imagined. If you would leave, the room, and I could just go to sleep!" - Penguin yester(now three ago)evening when she was laying in bed with a migraine and I was reading funny parts to her.

FOOOUUUUUNNNNNND IIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8D8D8D8D8D8D8D

Remember how I was looking for that jumpy version of Hikari? Well first go look for it yourself (also do "simple and clean" which is the English title). Think you've found it? (even if you found this one, which is VERY CLOSE)YOU (almost definitely) HAVEN'T!!! Here is the liink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  SO HAPPY!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Ok. I'm good. I also just watched a bunch of trailers for Inside Out which is coming out in TWO DAYS THREE MOONS YIPPEE.
I just CAN'T WAIT to watch this child break! 8-D Poor Sadness is being left out. :-(  This one trailer gives away the endings and/or middles of almost all the Pixar movies. Also; The mom has 5 female emotions, the dad has 5 male emotions, and Riley has 2 male emotions and 3 female emotions.... Why?

I am so excited. This kid is just going to break. Like literally. SO. EXCITED.

HOLY MOONS THAT DEATH CRANE JUST DESTROYED A CASTLE.
THIS LOOKS LIKE AN AWESOME RP PLATFORM VIDEO GAME.
THREE MOONS THERE WAS A COUCH FLOATING IN LAVA!!!!!


"Future is shaky" - a newspaper headline from a newspaper Anger was reading.
"It's Mom, she's onto us!!"
"Well, I jusst saved our lives. Yeah, you're welcome." - Disgust. Remind you of anyone? (last part intended for Penguin)

Mom tries to Help me with my Math.

I know that the length of a rectangle is twice its width, and the diagonal is 5√5. I have to figure out the area of the rectangle.

Mom tries to figure it out.

So, what's the pythagorean theorum again?

*sigh* a²+b²=c²

Ok, so ... A=2B right?

Umm... sure?

Wait, we have the hypotenuse of the two triangles that make up the rectangle. We can use the pythagorean theorum to figure it out!!

Umm... no we can't. We only have one number. We need at least two for the pythagorean theorum.

Oh. Well...

Well.. whatever, I'll figure it out.

... *contunues to try to figure it out in her head*

Uh.. that's code for "please stop trying to help me"

... Well --

What were you going to do?

Well, we know the hypotenuse and the ratio of the sides, so we can use that to figure out the other sides.

What other sides? IT'S A RECTANGLE. If you have two sides... YOU HAVE THE OTHER TWO SIDES.

I know.

WHAT. HOW ARE YOU GETTING THIS?



And then a little later, she started talking about SLOPES??????!!!!!!!!! How is that going to help with this problem????




Anyhoo. Umm... what to talk about today...  Does anyone else remember hearing that version of Simple and Clean or Hikari in some Kingdom Hearts soundtrack playlist or somethin that was really fun and jumpy and dramatic and exciting???????

Merp. Couldn't find it. erg. um.

So yeah. That was yesterday. Also only 16 more days!!!!!!! Plus I woke up at literally 7:45.

"Starr and Sunstar are brothers now. Just. So you know."

Chasing the Dog Through the Kitchen on your Knees is not a Good Plan.

*looking for my glasses* "Do my glasses exist? .. Oh, here they are."

this is penguin hi i stole pupples's computer. Hahahahhahaha. HHAhHAHAHhAH this isboring. <- What the heck, dude?????????????????? Ohmigosh ok whatevah.

OH MY GOSH!!! I JUST MAYBE FOUND OUT SOMETHING

So "Underscales" might refer to this:

Instead of this:

(sorry about the hugeness)


"Hey Blue! Blue! Blue Blue Blue Blueblueblueblueblueberry! Blue! Blu-ue! Blueblue! Blueberry! Hey! Hey Blueberry!" - me, trying to get Blue Gremlin to turn and look at me

YYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe Kinkajou won't die!!!!!!!!!!

Here's the excerpt of chapter 2 of Winter Turning, taken from Prisoners; they're gonna go to the rainforest and Kinky might want to stay and help Queen Glory... So... YAYY!!!!!!! Maybe. http://wingsoffire.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:109950


I had the craziest dream today...

There was a Gremlin Audrey with a faded purple outfit and dark skin. In the game (I had all four Epic Mickey games, this was the first one [it was a dream, okay?]) everyone was getting ready for a parade down Mean Street, which was more of a long, straight street than it is. It had one bend, and that was where Audrey was. He had some kid with him, and if you talked to him, he would just say something vague about the kid or something. Then eventually, you would go up and talk to him and he would say something to the effect of: "Well, I bet you've been wondering what I've been up to." and get out his float (for the parade) and it would turn out to be a death machine and we would follow it down to the next bend in the street where he would have his boss-battle-site.

It was so weird. There was also me changing the Epic Mickey DVDs (yeah, for some reason, in this part of the dream, Epic Mickey was a DVD...) and going in backwards order, and every time there was a bigger statue in our (real life) driveway, and by the time we got to the first one, the statue was so big, it blocked the gate and I kept on saying "this statue is so obstructive!" for some reason. Oh! And it was suddenly Penguin and I double-jumping around on the statue, trying to get through the gate. :-P I have no idea.

I Would like some Juice Please, but SOMEONE (Penguin) Drank it all. >:-(

But, being the coldhearted jerk of a sister I am, I am still going to write something for you, Penguin.

I... Nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What.. how... Death... I ... no.. I... whhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????????

There was a poll on the WoF forums for who the next Winglets protagonist would be, Dune, Queen Coral, or... Deathbringer.

So...

I was trying to figure out how to take a picture with a lens flare.