Why summer might be the best season ever.
- Swwiimmmminngggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Watermelon
- Cantaloupe
- Smoothies
- Slushies
- Popsicles
- Lying on the ground moaning about melting (yes)
- No school
- Sleeping all day
- Video games all night
- It's warm enough outside to go stargazing
- Is it just me or is it easier to get punchy in the summer? Is it just because you tend to stay up later (see: it's SO FREAKING HOT)? Idk but it's... wait I'm writing this in the wrong list pffff (I moved it)
But also why it might be the worst season ever.
- Bugs. Curse the bugs.
- You're so sweaty your clothes stick to you and ugh
- Good luck sleeping without a blanket!
- Or if you manage it, have fun waking up soaking wet and wondering if you wet the bed! (You probably didn't.) (But you're probably dehydrated.)
- When it's STILL HOT at midnight.
- So easy to get dehydrated and feel icky.
- Everyone says to go outside when it's sunny out? But it's hot?? Unless I'm going swimming? or eating a popsicle in the shade? I'm staying in here,
- How??? do you brush your hair?? when it's sweaty? And also? Brushing your hair means putting it down??? which is enough to practically give you heatstroke? by heating up your neck?????
- Say goodbye to all your long pants and black clothes until winter, or at least mid-to-late autumn
- Screw global warming for making it summer already.
- Ya can't play on the computer too long bc it gets hot.
- You don't want to eat healthy warm things like pasta or chicken or whatever.
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