Woo!
So!
"To the ____ [insert whatever silly vehicle is irrelevant]"
[2-4] trying to pass a REALLY HARD bossfight in some video game (and a cookie if it's a real bossfight)
[2-4] doing makeovers
"I never want to hear that word again." "Dictionary?" "Ahhh-ah-ah-ah! No!"
"That was two hours ago!"
"That was 43 years ago!"
"Someone's really gotta teach you to tell time."
"Don't worry, my food is right here, no one stole it."
[24] eating a hamburger.
[I'm tired all of a sudden.] [that one about 'my food is still here' is a direct quote from
so
"I'm ready to stop not having peanut butter cake now; which if I understand English means I am ready for my peanut butter cake now!" (replace peanut butter cake with any favorite treat of the character.)
"What language are you speaking?"
"How many times do I have to tell you that potatoes do not go on pizza!?" [potatoes can be replaced with anything]
I'm done.
And then the daddy's on his DEATHBED???????????
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