So, Penguin invented Two New Memes in the Last Two Days.

The main one (that I plan to show you, anyway) is:

(oh here's a link, skip to 8:10 and turn it off [or at least, doesn't matter if you watch more or not, just the end of the important part is at:] 8:40)

"It's not a statue"

sooooo:

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

It's not a statue.

And so on. :-)


Well, have a good Typoday, everybody! (BTAW, Typoday is the new Tuesday; pass it on. This is why:

Pupplez

hi hi

TMD

hay

Pupplez

hay is for horses

:-{

oops

:-P

there

TMD

oh whoops

Pupplez

:-) I now declare today: Typoday.

TMD

ok

Pupplez

:-D

TMD

so how's life

Pupplez

pretty good. It smellls like Summer

you?

TMD

fine. cat's being annoying but we're fixing it

Pupplez

O.0 ... umm... I'm a littl scared

TMD

why

Pupplez

You're "fixing it" ....

TMD

with friendterventions

Pupplez

oookay... um... so how does the t word?

that work*

TMD

we're talking about it

Pupplez

you mean you're taking to cat about her being annoying, or yuo're talking about what you're going to do about it?

TMD

both

it's me sarah and crazy who are talking to her

Pupplez

oh cool

so what's your plan so far?

TMD

well today we talked, and it was mostly just arguing

cat denied everything

Pupplez

oh

sounds like eit's going well

TMD

it's not

oh wait

sarcasm

Pupplez

yup

:-)

TMD

hi

sorry

playing rotmg

Pupplez

do you want to play sthe "change one letter game"?

TMD

i'm not familiar with that one

Pupplez

like: roll; toll; troll; stroll; scroll; etc

TMD

ooh

ok

Pupplez

you can change one letter, add one letter. or take away one letter to make a valid word.

wanna?

TMD

sure

Pupplez

lure

hehe

TMD

sure

oh wait

hold on restart i got confused

Pupplez

kk

u wanna start or me?

TMD

you start

Pup

ok: floor

TMD

flout

flour

typoday, everyone.

Pup

:-P 4

(four)

And we continued to play the game for a while until:

Pupplez

stale

TMD

stalk

(this is getting boring)

Pupplez

kk

TMD

so umm

Pupplez

uhhh

I just realized: completionist and perfectionist are not the same. I am a perfectionist. I became a completion .... (ironically)... to keep from having to beat the game. Isn't that sad? I only ever beat Kingdom Hearts (as a child) like 1 or 2 times. and that's it. :-/

TMD

that is sad.

Pupplez

yeah

And that was my day.

"[watching the cutscene from earlier] Pup [as Mickey]: Hey, nice statue!

Penguin [reading for Oswald]: It's not a statue."

X-P

Frozen ≠ or ≈ Dead

Whaaaaat? Yup. If you didn't guess or remember, this will be discussing frozen dragons. So leave now if you haven't read the books! I think the ones we will be discussing most will be The Dark Secret, Moon Rising, and ... holy cow, I should really wait for Winter Turning, huh? Oh. Well, we'll wait then. come back to this sometime after June 30 for a dramatic update!!

The Moment When...

You notice someone on the internet who is just like you and you are pretty sure it is you.

You have a million things to do and you are staring at your inbox for e-mail because there is NOTHING TO DO.

You are so hungry and there is nothing to eat because you'd have to actually prepare it.

It's 8:22 in the morning and you have been on the computer for like 2 hours but haven't done anything productive because you got caught up on the internet.

You are trying to

You realize that you've just eaten 3 bars and 1 1/2 boxes of crackers in the last 4 hours because you can't actually be bothered to prepare something healthy like soup even though we have some.

You start getting really depressed over tiny things like you're not sure if the chicken got cooked all the way through but after 2 1/2 hours worrying about it and eating crackers while sobbing you decide that what the heck I'll eat it and if I get sick I can blame the world.

You realize that you don't do anything and yet you get really defensive and annoyed when people yell at you.

to be continued...

Today, on Don't You Just Hate: Oh the Pressure!

Don't you just hate when you can see the big picture and no one else can, and you have to fix the world and ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS LAY ON THE SOFA AND READ ALL THE BOOKS IN THE LIBRARY? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuunnhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Like "Everyone has to cut back on their water usage by 30% ... but we're still allowed to run the water features at ALL the parks that have them. ALL day. When it's 75*F outside." Who's gonna want to play in the ICE-COLD water in 70 DEGREE WEATHER? I ASK YOU.  But of course, I am one of like 20 people capable of seeing this; and like 10 who actually do. And WHO THE HECK IS EVEN THINKING THAT FRACKING IS A GOOD PLAN? WHOOOOOO? And "fracking" isn't in the dictionary on my computer. >:-[

YOU are the only person CAPABLE of saving the world. What makes it worse? When Mom comes in every once in a while and hugs me and Penguin and says "I want you to grow up and change the world." after reading some argument or something on the internet. 7-: Please don't comment on this or come up to me later and apologise please. :-} Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


"..." A lot of the time, especially during one of our episodes of "The Uhhh-bridged Series". :-D

Did you Ever Notice...

that 'devil' is 'evil' with a 'd', and that Cruella De Vil is 'Cruel the Devil'? Or 'Cruel lad Evil'?  :-#

Um... anyhoo...

Hm.

I hate writing but there aren't any (or at least, nearly enough) books like this out there, and I don't want to, like, ask someone to write it for me, you know? And they would probably just write it "wrong" and I would criticize and stuff. So best for me to write it. Even though I hate to. I need to go watch puppies playing. :-P It's research! I swear! I'm writing in the part between the 2 months that I skipped for a bit when Fly/Splash is really young so I'm trying to add that in. Unfortunately I added like 3 new characters at once, and now I need to characterize 2 of them. I'm thinking that I can skip Xionara for now, cuz she's going to be busy healing from that snakebite for a while.

Ok well none of those were helpful. :-/

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Blah, Blah, Blah, Worrying, Blah, Blah, Blah, Game, Blah, Blah, Blah, Writing, Blah, Blah, Blah, Quotes...

Does anyone else suddenly start FREAKING out

Clearsight, Farsight, Starflight... What's their Relationship? Wait..... MaSTERmind, STARflight......

So. We have some dragons here, and we will be going into spoiler territory for books 4, 5, and 6 so... be warned.

Fatespeaker Conversation/Debate

This is our unedited (except for fixing the names and some spacing) conversation about Fatespeaker!!!!!! :

We were using gmail chat and I didn't edit anything but the names and the oddly sized "enter" so please don't tell me about all our grammar mistakes. :-) Thanks. Enjoy!!

Pup:

about Fatey:

Do you think she has powers?

Pen:

I think she either does not, and just intensely believes that she SHLOUD

or she does, but only a bit

Like, the moonlight got on her egg through a crack in the cave roof, so not fully but a LITTLE

Pup:

So, I think she does have powers, but not like she thinks. So we know that she was born a couple months after the brightest night and brought to the Talons shortly after hatching.

My guess is that as they brought her over, the moonlight from 1 full moon got on her scales and she gained some precognition from that.

Pen:

I figured if it wasn't through the roof, it was that, yeah

Pup:

The problem is that she believes she can read minds as well, or is forcing more future-seeing than she is actually doing

Pen:

Assuming she has no powers, let's say she hears the NightWings can read minds and such, so she assumes she can do the same. She can't, but she imagines that various images that pop into her mind are the future - like a human child imaginiing he or she can see the future.

Pup:

Yeah, but sometimes she gets an actual vision but doesn't know that it's different in any way, except for those she gets a bit of a headache

Pen:

Has she ever had an accurate viion?

Pup:

this part is where it gets interesting :-)

Pen:

Yay

Pup:

So you know Moon's prophecy, right?

Pen:

Yeah, her legitimate not made up prophecy. :D

Pup:

yeah. Do you remember Fatey's vision at the endish of Brightest Night?

Pen:

Nooo

http://i.gyazo.com/1f1f58531b4c311c19f801351cfbc5ec.png

I spent o long finding this to punctuate my point about Fate trying to see thing she can't

Pup:

Ok: "[about the fourth moon] 'But it's not going to, like, land on us or anything, right?' Fatespeaker said. 'Because it sure looks like it's gotten bigger. I think maybe it's going to fall on us. OOH, I THINK MAYBE I'M HAVING A VISION.'"

pg 265

Pen:

ok, yeah

Pup:

:-P

Pen:

Yes, I remember them both

Pup:

So read the beginning part of this: https://dogsandwritingstuff.blogspot.com/b/post-preview?token=Z_ICp0wBAAA.ZQxINTrWUWkJwa2t252-0g.XTgfIeBI7wYAUDnyhKUNwg&postId=2782781981438749126&type=POST

Pen:

ok

Pup:

did you see the part about how FATESPEAKER LITERALLY GAVE US THE ANSWER!!!! ?

Pen:

yeah I guesss my brain isn't swallowing it

Pup:

:-(

Pen:

noooo not with thehttps://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0CAcQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FSherlock%2Fcomments%2F15yctf%2Fthe_classic_holmes_okayyeah_i_did_something_kind%2F&ei=4EYoVf2zONbpoAT3vYDoCA&bvm=bv.90491159,d.cGU&psig=AFQjCNGJ5QtLazVqZp-rpgbQ8SxiPM2Nkw&ust=1428789242652422face

sorry that came out messy

Pup:

It's blocked for "adult content"

Pen:

shoot

it's a pic of Tulio

why was I able to see it then?

Pup:

oh

idk

Pen:

SO

anymore we need to debate

Pup:

Do you think that the Orb in the Sky is the Jade Mountain Prophecy?

Pen:

Eh, I guess. It's one of those prophecies I just want to see unfold, because Tui is very good at surprising us.

Pup:

yeah.

Pen:

hm

Pup:

kk thanks

Pen:

for what?

Pup:

for talking with me about Fatspeaker

So. That was fun and fairly quick. :-) Hope you enjoyed!