OK this literally starts off with a spoiler for the trailer so here's the link! Click past the juump if you don't care or you already watched it!
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IS THIS LEGIT ? IM ON A JAPANESE TWITTER PG I DON'T FEEL LIKE TRANSLATING ON MOBILE BUT IT DID SAY D23...
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11:11 PM (5 minutes ago)
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11:13 PM (3 minutes ago)
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ok this trailer is like lilterallly the worst
it's got words goin across the screen, sora looks stupid or at least whatever flowmotion/shotlock combo thing he's doin looks stupid
I HATE THESE words across the screeen. we already saw this message. get out of the way.
OK instead of emailing all this to penguin I'm livetweeting my trailer reaction. but in a blog. so
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"Oh please, why does he have to look so gosh darn STUPID"
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oh gosh i had it paused on that and hit play and donald started talking and I had forgotten it was in japanese and I freaked out for a minute.
I literally can't handle how stupid they look
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| [a pic from over Woody's shoulder, looking at sora. The way his hair is, it looks like he has cat ears] "OH MY GOSH HE'S GOT FLIPPING EARS" |
who here is dressed in black, Buzz?
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| [a pic of sora looking surprised. the view is from the POV of Woody, and we can see from his hand that he is almost significantly taller than sora. Captions, partially obstructed by the youtube progress bar, read "We've gotta work together."] "did u realize how tall woody is i mean" |
*tall woody*
i can't believe i am impromptu making a gif of a video i haven't finished watching
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| [A gif from Woody's perspective. His hand hovers in front of us and Sora (between us) ready for a handshake. Captions read "We've gotta work together." As the captions vanish, Sora looks surprised and breaks into a smile as he steps forward on his way to shake hands.] |
*no one's ever asked to help us before*
I'm makin another cuz the words are so stupid
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| [a gif of Sora doin a slide flowmotion and moving into a shotlock type situation command. The whole screen is obstructed by a sliding typography of the beginning of the quote from last trailer "don't assume your dream--" in which the letters are transparent and the rest of the screen is translucent blue] |
*stupid words*
I friggin started watching this at 11:11 (pm) what does this mean (other than I can use that to find how long it takes me to watch this darn thing)
looks like a LoZ thing where if you fall long enough you go into skydive
that one guy was right. man, i was hoping for atlantis. :-/ (about the drill keyblade transformation
*xemnas hair*
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| [a screencap of Xemnas looking angry. His left ear is kinda big and round, like, a little too much. His coat looks a little stiff and shiny, but plastic, not leather. His hood is off, and we can see that his white hair is not all particle-y like it was at the end of the last trailer] "At least Xemnas looks better! no more emotion hair {referring to the particley look of the emotions' hair in inside out} . . . unless this is his toy form, in which case someone got better looking as a toy and it wasn't me {sora}" |
omigohs a release window
omg
omg
wer'a alld dying
this wasn't supposed to happen
the impossible is becoming reality
we'r all gona diea
(the video is number 3 on trending lol)
I watched it in like half an hour. it's five minutes long. geez.
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| Im using this in a LOT of text post memes in the future. [A screencap of some of the captions from the trailer, reading "Yeah, great. Why are you doing this?!"] |
Penguin noticed, and I read in the comments that there were TWO PARTY MEMBERS at one point, so - - I mean, two EXTRA party members. So F I V E party members.
I seriously despise this world like. Was there literally any other way to make Sora and co into toys? like for instance NOT MAKE GOOFY LOOK LIKE THE LITERAL EMBODYMENT OF CHRISTMAS AND DONALD LOOK LIKE A SNOWMAN AND SORA LOOK LIKE SORA'S FACE PASTED ON A STUPID BOX BODY.
gooosshhhhh. ok so I think xemnas is a toy bc he doesn't move much, just moves his arm up a little and it seems like the angle that a minimal movement toy would raise his arm at. Plus his coat looks different. And you can see the seams where his arms would turn see?
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| [gif of Xemnas talking. He stiffly lifts his arm a little. Captions read: "There is a darkness we are missing and must reclaim. The way hearts connect in this world can provide a clue."] |
My original qualms were mostly cuz of his neck? but When rewatching, he really doesn't move his head or torso very much, mostly within the bounds of flex of plastic. And all his movements are very stiff and constricted? like watch his chest he's breathing really shallowly. Anyway.
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