Another One of My Jokey-Joke-Jokes

What do you call it when an Eevee goes on a spy mission?

What Order to Play KH In

Some recommend chronological order. Some recommend release order. What's best?
I try to thoroughly examine what games you should definitely play in order, what games don't matter so much, and where to place the outliers. A few spoilers, hidden with highlights.

This is a guide for anyone who wants to play kh: someone who hasn't played any, someone who played a game or two and wants to play the whole experience, someone who wants to replay the series before khiii, literally anything.
This is a loose guide, designed to give you as much info as possible before you draw your own conclusions. I'm not an expert of course, but I'm getting there ;P
The first draft of this took me like 2 hours or so to write up XD let's make it profesh
Note, this is NOT an explanations of the timeline of KH. I'll link one or two here in a bit.

A Joke

Who buys 4 pairs of galoshes?

It's Almost as if I'm Completely Ignoring all the Things I have to Do.

But here I am, answering a KH ask meme because come on what else am I gonna do? (don't tell me)

Whoa ok what's up with this formatting? Annyway I got it from here.
(there's 99)
Hey haven't touched this since 7/10/17 whaddup palindrome

•  1. What does Kingdom Hearts mean to you? Let's go fight monsters, yell at Goofy, and cry!! (Also flipping nostalgia)
•  2. Which game of the series is your favorite? OKay you know this already but KHI
•  3. Have you cosplayed any of the characters? No // Edit: Dressed up as Kairi for Halloween last year
•  4. Who do you ship and why? idk do you mean romantic ship cuz no one. I ship Sokai (sora+Kairi) and Rokushi (Roxas+Xion) as qpp though. Because they are so adorable and obviously care about each other. Sora and Kairi obviously have a strong emotional connection and they've been friends for years and stuff, and Roxas and Xion are just... really good friends? And I think they have a bit of a closer emotional connection than basic friends, like either of them with Axel. Also it helps that Xion is based on Sora's memories of Kairi so yada yada the feelings bleed over. I broship p much everyone. Except like. Xehanort and anyone (other than like Saix/Isa and Xigbar/Braig. And maybe Eraqus.). Y'know. The obvious stuff. 
•  5. What do you think is going to happen to Lea and Isa? I'm a little behind but... Probably Isa's gonna die (seeing as he's a nort). Maybe Lea'll be sad, mayble Lea'll do it? (I'm totally not fixing "mayble")

Harry Potter Question

Why doesn't Voldemort have a nose?
Is it explained? is there a reason? How is he a l i v e?

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