I was not expecting this cornbread to be spicy. - 4/2 4:03 PM
We just got back from the Papua New Guinea Garden (at Stanford) and WOW. I have a lot to say. Ok so first of all a bug landed on my arm (looked like a mini-mosquito?) and there's already a small bump forming there, not certain it's related, it could just be a bump. When we ggot into the car, Penguin had a CATERPILLAR on her shirt!
Also the statues were like things from a nightmare, I'll share some video when I upload it. - 4/2 6:01 PM
I love that there's just so many videos of kingdom hearts sort-of-lip-synced to Dane Cook's comedy routines? Idk why they're there, it's not the same person, or even the same two or three people or anything, like there's a bunch from these two people and then a bunch of people who do one. It's like a meme but longer and not as .. idk much of a meme? Here's a playlist (warning: some mild language), I don't know if that's all of them but there's 58 videos in there so. - 4/2 11:20 PM
Official Bugbite count on day after: 1 where expected (the mid-arm), 2½ on my right wrist, and one on my left middle finger. So 4½. 4/3 4:35 PM
Shoot just found another ½ one (they're the ones that are small and don't have red blotches around them) on my right thigh. - 4:40 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHHH there's another one just below the waistband of my pants. Bump this up to 6. - 5:32 PM
BUDDY. VENTUS. PAL, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT TERRA AND AQUA WERE SAYING TO YOU?? - me when Ventus said "I owe him. I couldn't risk putting his friends in danger." about King Mickey. 4/3 9:04 PM
JCPenny ad: "We can't guarantee that you'll find every egg; but we can guarantee that you'll find perfect easter dresses; floral tops; and waffle irons!" - 4/5 10:27 PM
It's raining. :-) It's been raining since I woke up at 12. It makes me so happy; I hope it doesn't go on too long though, for those of you in a flood zone. - 1:34 AM
"Maybe your acne isn't just acne. Maybe it's stubborn acne." -Neutrogena ad. 4/7 12:29 PM
I have to make the food towers first-- Penguin abt how Dad wants to go play vid games but first he has to feed the dog with a treat puzzle that's really dumb. You do have to make food towers, because they have the hole for the food and the place for the cover to go in in the same place. It seems fine, but then you realize that you have to carefully stack pieces of kibble in the center so that when you put in the top it goes all the way down and doesn't just sit on top of the kibble. - 4/7 10:19PM
This is how weather should be. Overcast/partly sunny/very light sprinkles all day and in the evening through the night do the rain so I can listen to and enjoy it, and everyone else doesn't have to drive in it/walk the dog in it/whatever else people do all day idk. 4/8 12:07AM
I'm cooking spanakopita in the toaster, and I heard something boiling???? and then I realized it's the rain. :-) - 4/8 1:01AM
Ok I just got a ROUNDUP AD???????? WHAT THE HECK????? - 4/8 1:08AM
One thing I'll never understand is why all the people in hairstyle videos decide to "pull the braid apart to make it look messier/more effortless". What??? Putting your hair up? is to keep it? organized?? and off? your face?? and if you pull the hair out of the up??? it won't??? do that?? anymore????? so?????? -4/9 1:31 AM
Holding my breath while watching a video of an art project with spray paint, like yes, smellavision, it's right here right now, in your computer activated right now i guess maybe it's only got one smell incorporated?. - 4/9 8:04 PM
I spend way too much time doing "research for writing" for the amount of writing that I do. My excuse: I have to build up my knowledge so that I can write it all from the get-go ish. Yeah. Believable. - 4/9 10:42 PM
The world would be so weird if we said "Ay" rather than "an" before a vowel sound; e.g., "A cat and a alligator went for a drive." Both articles are written the same way, but pronounced differently to add a consonant sound between the two vowels without intrinsically changing the vowel. "Ayapple" "anapple" I'M ROCKIN YOUR WORLDVIEWWW (i'm rockin my own worldview yeee) 4/9 10:59 PM
Mom to Dad: "If you ever feel like doing extra scrubbing for me, cuz you have extra elbow grease to burn.." and then I start laughing and she looks at me and laughs and then continues. - 4/9 11:03 PM
LOOK!!!!! PENGUIN PAINTED MY NAILS YESTERDAYYYY!!! (or... two days ago I think. . . No wait... it was yesterday? maybe? my time's all wonked up. Well even if it was yesterday, at this point it was two days ago so. So. It's "Golden Rings" which she gave me in my advent calendar last year (december 2016) and so here're some pictures!!! (yes i used a pillow propped against my knees as a backdrop. Wygdai? [what you gonna do about it])
Roxas is aromantic y'all.
- 4/27 12:50 AM
When you realize that grizzly bears are actually "grizzle-y bears" and not "grizz-ly bears" and oh. - 2/27 8:14 PM
We just got back from the Papua New Guinea Garden (at Stanford) and WOW. I have a lot to say. Ok so first of all a bug landed on my arm (looked like a mini-mosquito?) and there's already a small bump forming there, not certain it's related, it could just be a bump. When we ggot into the car, Penguin had a CATERPILLAR on her shirt!
Also the statues were like things from a nightmare, I'll share some video when I upload it. - 4/2 6:01 PM
I love that there's just so many videos of kingdom hearts sort-of-lip-synced to Dane Cook's comedy routines? Idk why they're there, it's not the same person, or even the same two or three people or anything, like there's a bunch from these two people and then a bunch of people who do one. It's like a meme but longer and not as .. idk much of a meme? Here's a playlist (warning: some mild language), I don't know if that's all of them but there's 58 videos in there so. - 4/2 11:20 PM
Official Bugbite count on day after: 1 where expected (the mid-arm), 2½ on my right wrist, and one on my left middle finger. So 4½. 4/3 4:35 PM
Shoot just found another ½ one (they're the ones that are small and don't have red blotches around them) on my right thigh. - 4:40 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHHH there's another one just below the waistband of my pants. Bump this up to 6. - 5:32 PM
BUDDY. VENTUS. PAL, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT TERRA AND AQUA WERE SAYING TO YOU?? - me when Ventus said "I owe him. I couldn't risk putting his friends in danger." about King Mickey. 4/3 9:04 PM
JCPenny ad: "We can't guarantee that you'll find every egg; but we can guarantee that you'll find perfect easter dresses; floral tops; and waffle irons!" - 4/5 10:27 PM
It's raining. :-) It's been raining since I woke up at 12. It makes me so happy; I hope it doesn't go on too long though, for those of you in a flood zone. - 1:34 AM
"Maybe your acne isn't just acne. Maybe it's stubborn acne." -Neutrogena ad. 4/7 12:29 PM
I have to make the food towers first-- Penguin abt how Dad wants to go play vid games but first he has to feed the dog with a treat puzzle that's really dumb. You do have to make food towers, because they have the hole for the food and the place for the cover to go in in the same place. It seems fine, but then you realize that you have to carefully stack pieces of kibble in the center so that when you put in the top it goes all the way down and doesn't just sit on top of the kibble. - 4/7 10:19PM
This is how weather should be. Overcast/partly sunny/very light sprinkles all day and in the evening through the night do the rain so I can listen to and enjoy it, and everyone else doesn't have to drive in it/walk the dog in it/whatever else people do all day idk. 4/8 12:07AM
I'm cooking spanakopita in the toaster, and I heard something boiling???? and then I realized it's the rain. :-) - 4/8 1:01AM
Ok I just got a ROUNDUP AD???????? WHAT THE HECK????? - 4/8 1:08AM
One thing I'll never understand is why all the people in hairstyle videos decide to "pull the braid apart to make it look messier/more effortless". What??? Putting your hair up? is to keep it? organized?? and off? your face?? and if you pull the hair out of the up??? it won't??? do that?? anymore????? so?????? -4/9 1:31 AM
Holding my breath while watching a video of an art project with spray paint, like yes, smellavision, it's right here right now, in your computer activated right now i guess maybe it's only got one smell incorporated?. - 4/9 8:04 PM
I spend way too much time doing "research for writing" for the amount of writing that I do. My excuse: I have to build up my knowledge so that I can write it all from the get-go ish. Yeah. Believable. - 4/9 10:42 PM
The world would be so weird if we said "Ay" rather than "an" before a vowel sound; e.g., "A cat and a alligator went for a drive." Both articles are written the same way, but pronounced differently to add a consonant sound between the two vowels without intrinsically changing the vowel. "Ayapple" "anapple" I'M ROCKIN YOUR WORLDVIEWWW (i'm rockin my own worldview yeee) 4/9 10:59 PM
Mom to Dad: "If you ever feel like doing extra scrubbing for me, cuz you have extra elbow grease to burn.." and then I start laughing and she looks at me and laughs and then continues. - 4/9 11:03 PM
LOOK!!!!! PENGUIN PAINTED MY NAILS YESTERDAYYYY!!! (or... two days ago I think. . . No wait... it was yesterday? maybe? my time's all wonked up. Well even if it was yesterday, at this point it was two days ago so. So. It's "Golden Rings" which she gave me in my advent calendar last year (december 2016) and so here're some pictures!!! (yes i used a pillow propped against my knees as a backdrop. Wygdai? [what you gonna do about it])
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So this video sometimes autoplays from AMVs that I watch; and ELEVEN SECONDS IN I am laugh/crying about how BORED Axel sounds. I CAN'T HANDLE THIS GUYS THE WAY HE SAYS NOBODY - 4/10 11:12 PM "What, what's that about?" "You wasted a day . off?" "What's up with that?" "But, I thought we were friends?" Girl you KNOW how Saix would be if he [axel] told you [where he was going for the mission].
Everyone in this scene (except Roxas for the most part) sounds so bored/tired/unsure.
AXEL STOP TALKKINNGLIIEK THATTTTTTTTTT awoe;8ghanw'l4ig,m;/xrgra;eug;oirwa;ohw
Ok my main problem with it is that usually Axel's voiceactor does a pretty good job, and in this he's just. . . "every day the three of us meet up for [amused voice] ice cream. Now [note: pronouncing each word:] why do you think that is?"
Ad: Weeds. They're nature's boomerang. They keep coming back. At Roundup--
Me: (hiss/growling) noo. *skips ad as soon as possible* - 4/12 12:41 AM
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh I just realized that tomorrow's Easter and I have to figure out where I'm gonna sleep tonight. 😩😞😒 (just realized that I have a problem with going through all the emogis and posting all the ones that could apply to my mood so that people can interpret what exactly I'm feeling) - 4/15 3:52 PM
My whole life has been leading up to this moment!! ... And this one!! - 4/17 8:11 AM
It was fine. I woke up and there were eggs but whatev and I took a bath and came back out and Penguin was there cuz she'd walked the dog so whatever. - 4/16 4:02 PM
"We learned not to call it crust, we learned that much." - about what to call watermelon rind, after looking up the definitions for "crust", "rind", and "peel". - 4/17 8:53 AM
"Has anyone who asked to have the crust removed from their sandwich asked for it with just the mantle? Just wondering." - Dad 4/17 8:55 AM
OK we can use crust. "any more or less hard external covering or coating" - 4/17 8:59 AM
Oh man oh man guess who just got an ad for UTI???? (XD it's Universal Technical Institute.) Spoiler alert: it's me. 4/25 3:55 PM
Ok so my dad and I were listening to dearly beloved and the second it finished he said "Birth by sleep does sound easier than birth by labor."
The sad thing is that I thought of labor like work because "birthbysleep" is basically one word in my brain now? - 4/25 6:52 PM
Stuff seen on the way to school today: "BAE SYSTEMS" (a business? on a building)
"Thrifty ice creams" (a truck)
"CLB PHD" (a license plate)
We also saw an Oklahoma license plate, which may be a new one!
On the way home: "Penguin brand Dry Ice" with pics of ice cream, including a kid eating an ice cream cone? (on a truck) - 4/25 11:25 PM (before the pen comes off my hand completely lol)
"Dry 1 out" (on a truck)
So asexual peeps sometimes wear a black ring on the middle finger of the right hand and aromantic peeps sometimes wear a white ring right? Some people wear their white rings on the left hand right? Probably? cuz.. if so...
Roxas is aromantic y'all.
- 4/27 12:50 AM
OK so I saw a pic of a nudibranch the other day and bro!!! I remembered!!! how much I love nudibranchs!!!!!!!!! Look at this!!!
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| IT'S LIKE A LI'L DRAGON |
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| THAT'S ALSO KIND OF AN ANEMONE |
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| AND ALSO A SLUG BUT A CUTE SLUG -2/27 3:51 PM |
CONTEXT: I am at my computer, mom and dad are in kitchen, I notice a lull and dad seems to be looking in my direction. I accidentally make eye contact and pause my music.
Me: Are you talking to me?
Mom: No.
Dad: . . . . . . . . Yeah!
Me: Well... what were you saying?
Dad: "Yeah!"
Me: ...
Dad: previously to that, I was not talking to you.
Me: *looks away and starts laughing because GUYS IF EVER THERE WAS A FUNNY DAD JOKE.*
- 4/27 8:28 PM
SO I HAVE MORE PICTURES OF NUDIBRANCHS WOULD YOU LIKE THEM. HERE THEY ARE.
Wait so dad was singin wheels on the bus and i was listening bc i hadnt listened before and then he sang "the mice on the bus also go squeak squeak squeak" and I asked why there were mice on the bus and he said "they're playing with their friends the monkeys" and I said "why are the monkeys on the bus" and he kinda paused and said. "monkey bus" - 4/27 8:44 PM
The wheels go round
swipers go squeak
mice also go squeak
carrots on teh bus don't talk at all
dog goes bark
girl just laughs at him (she scratches his ears and)
ghost says get offa my bus
chester is still barking (just won't stop it with the barking in the town)
queen is "not amused" (by anything in the town)
don't know why she talks like that (I guess that's just how she talks) [i cut him off at this so i don't know how it ends :-(][I was singing this to get him back into the rhythm, and he said "and we're just leaving it like that] when i said that] [ so i guess we're leaving it like that] - 8:50 PM
The horn on the bus goes "hrrrrrrnnnnnnnkk"
The people on the street jump out of the way (cuz the buses will not stop)
if the bus goes slow it will blow up (this is the movie speed)
[I reread that last line to him and he laughed and I said "aren't you glad I'm writing this down?" and he said "no" while laughing but it's hilarious so] - 8:57 PM
Okay now I'll share the nudibranchs:
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| look at the swirls!!!! |
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| this one actually looks like a sea dragon! |
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| this guy's like glowing on the edgessss |
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| hairy! |
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| he looks like a little snuffle-whuffler!!! |
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| rearing dragon? !!!! |
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| this guy's just wild |
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| i think this one has lettuce somewhere in the name. |
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| g'awwwwwwwwwww |
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| LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME THIS ISN'T A DRAGON. |
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| a li'l lacy!! |
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| and we can't forget the villain!!! |
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| LIKE A WINDBLOWN PUPPY |
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| just cute |
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| HOW DO THEY MOVE |
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| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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| THESE ARE EGGS. THIS IS A RIBBON OF NUDIBRANCH EGGS I'M DYING |
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| LOOK AT THIS HE LOOKS LIKE A LAMP OR SOMETHING |
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| how to describe him like an egg (sunny side up i guess) or mashed potatoes idk beautiful |
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| LIKE A LIL BEE |
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| THIS IS REAL?! IT LOOKS LIKE A FLUFF BOOK COVER. IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY LOOK LOOK IT'S SO GOOD |
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| AND THIS ONE'S COOKIES N' CREAM |
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| LIKE A PRETTY VELVET OCEAN CRITTER |
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| WHAT IS THIS TINY ANGEL????????? |
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| THIS LOOKS LIKE CHOCOLATE MOUSE (i may be slightly hungry~~) |
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| DID THIS ONE COME STRAIGHT FROM HOMECOMING OR SMTH??????????????? |
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| THIS IS A LILAC FUZZBALL??????????? I LOVE HIM????????// |
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| MORE EGGS BUT THESE ARE PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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| WHAT IS THIS A TROPICAL FISH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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| why does this one have a weird pattern? idk i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| what's this??? coral????? a nudibranch???? both??? who knows??? do I love it anyway???? YESSSSS |
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| I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UP WITH THIS GUY BUT I LOVE HIM HE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES I WANNA PET HIM |
Telling myself that sometime I will have to stop looking at pictures of anemones, jellyfish, geckos, or whatever else I remember exists and not wanting to. - 4/27 11:24PM
I love when I have a real conversation with one of my friends online (or offline, but it's easier to actually like feel like you're getting something out of your time together offline)!! - 4/28 4:55 PM
This is like one of the worst articles I've ever read. It's called "How do Bats Fly?" and then there's a subheading: "Are Bats Blind?" which . . . what?
Then, it starts with talking about how bats fly. After a couple paragraphs of that, there's a double space and it has a paragraph about how bats aren't blind, and then there's a conclusion??? - 4/29 6:47AM
I GOT THIS AS AN AD ON YOUTUBE IT'S MAKING ME LAUGH. (it's parts of Trump's speeches as an early 2000s emo song) (the part where he starts shouting about not having anything to lose is what got me) - 4/29 6:58 PM
FUNNY STORY SO I WAS WAKING UP TODAY IN MOM'S BED AND SHE WAS IN THE COMPUTER CHAIR OK SO I HEARD HER WHISPER "Pupplez... don't forget, today is Christmas Day..." AND I JUST SHOUTED "WHAT?" AND SHE SAID (misspelled that as says lol) "what?" and I just said "WHAT??" again and then I explained what happened. Long story shortened, she did not tell me that today was Christmas Day. - 4/30 6:53 PM (only like 20 minutes after it happened)
If I had a Twitter I would totally respond to this with "No, that's tomorrow." <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Oh no all my motivation is gone I can't focus mayday mayday</p>— TMD (@TMDragonWolf) <a href="https://twitter.com/TMDragonWolf/status/858810331648245760">April 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> -4/30 8:50 PM
Dad: You get to use Avogadro's Constant
Me: I hate Avogadro.
Jim's name doesn't have four names in his letter. -4/30 9:02 PM
I love when I have a real conversation with one of my friends online (or offline, but it's easier to actually like feel like you're getting something out of your time together offline)!! - 4/28 4:55 PM
This is like one of the worst articles I've ever read. It's called "How do Bats Fly?" and then there's a subheading: "Are Bats Blind?" which . . . what?
Then, it starts with talking about how bats fly. After a couple paragraphs of that, there's a double space and it has a paragraph about how bats aren't blind, and then there's a conclusion??? - 4/29 6:47AM
I GOT THIS AS AN AD ON YOUTUBE IT'S MAKING ME LAUGH. (it's parts of Trump's speeches as an early 2000s emo song) (the part where he starts shouting about not having anything to lose is what got me) - 4/29 6:58 PM
FUNNY STORY SO I WAS WAKING UP TODAY IN MOM'S BED AND SHE WAS IN THE COMPUTER CHAIR OK SO I HEARD HER WHISPER "Pupplez... don't forget, today is Christmas Day..." AND I JUST SHOUTED "WHAT?" AND SHE SAID (misspelled that as says lol) "what?" and I just said "WHAT??" again and then I explained what happened. Long story shortened, she did not tell me that today was Christmas Day. - 4/30 6:53 PM (only like 20 minutes after it happened)
If I had a Twitter I would totally respond to this with "No, that's tomorrow." <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Oh no all my motivation is gone I can't focus mayday mayday</p>— TMD (@TMDragonWolf) <a href="https://twitter.com/TMDragonWolf/status/858810331648245760">April 30, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> -4/30 8:50 PM
Dad: You get to use Avogadro's Constant
Me: I hate Avogadro.
Jim's name doesn't have four names in his letter. -4/30 9:02 PM
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