Cyberhearts

OK, so there's this really bad dude named Ansem--
-MASTER Ansem, to you!
-- whatever. And he wants to take over Kingdom Hearts from light/(ness?) (and probably Yen Sid I mean honestly what does he EVEN do)(my theory is Kingdom Hearts is HIS)(remember the beard sora)(sorryyy)
Three kids are sucked out of their world! They use friendship to help save everybody!
---My friends are my power!!!
--So they travel all over, and make all these awesome friends, and have all these awesome adventures. Can seven cool kids, one weirdo dog, and a magic duck outsmart the Xehanort?
-NEVAHR
--There's only one way to find out~~ Buy and play, Kingdom Hearts III!!!


Okay this popped into my head as I walked inside after getting home from Grandma's house. I'm just about ready to collapse and yet I searched and searched for this spiel all over. Finally found a reeeally bad rip of it... fortunately I know it well, and most of it I understood. Seriously this is the only one I could find and it's SOOOO bad. There's a part in there that I missed, cuz the person is talking and it's sO QUIET. Honestly how are there so many videos of the funding credits and this is the ONLY version of the prologue thingy I could find???? No transcript either. Geez. Anyway, this is a sort of explanation . . . It jumps around with the numbers because ... there's not much time and. Well. You know Kingdom Hearts.

"When I die, I want that from your will." ~ Penguin

After a good night's sleep I've decided to update this, and also do the theme song.

OK, so there's this really bad dude named Xehanort
--MASTER Xehanort, to you
-Whatever. And he wants to take over Kingdom Hearts, from Light.
Seven lights are collected and trained by Yen Sid, and they use friendship to help save everybody!
---OK, here's the plan
So they travel all over, and make all these weird friends, and have all these awesome adventures! (something something) Can seven lights, a weird dog and one magic duck outsmart the Darknesses? Only one way to find out! Tune in to Kingdom Hearts!
Major funding for Kingdom Hearts was provided by: Bank loans. Square Enix. Disney Interactive Studios. And consumers like you. Thank you!
Kingdom Hearts we're movin', we're beatin' Ansem at his game.
Don't tell me that he's tryin' to seize the Kingdom Hearts, we'll get him every time
Lot's of worlds!! Freaky places that we've seen!
WE'VE GOT THE POWER OF SO MANY FRIENDS
Runnin to Kingdom Hearts
We'll meet him face to face
We'll stick together all the time!
Adventures in Kingdom Hearts
The chase is on, just wait! For K-I-N-G-Dom HEARTS!!

Happy Birthday!!

Happy birthday, Dad!!! I ... don't have anything for you here. Ummm. Lemme throw something together.

Here's a lovely buzzfeed article I found while looking for a gif of die fledermaus. (side note there aren't any)

(oh sorry I stand corrected)







(Okay I lied twice)

ANYWAY I FINISHED THE THING (like seven hours later lol)

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April Snippets 2017

I was not expecting this cornbread to be spicy. - 4/2 4:03 PM

We just got back from the Papua New Guinea Garden (at Stanford) and WOW. I have a lot to say. Ok so first of all a bug landed on my arm (looked like a mini-mosquito?) and there's already a small bump forming there, not certain it's related, it could just be a bump. When we ggot into the car, Penguin had a CATERPILLAR on her shirt!
Also the statues were like things from a nightmare, I'll share some video when I upload it. - 4/2 6:01 PM

I love that there's just so many videos of kingdom hearts sort-of-lip-synced to Dane Cook's comedy routines? Idk why they're there, it's not the same person, or even the same two or three people or anything, like there's a bunch from these two people and then a bunch of people who do one. It's like a meme but longer and not as .. idk much of a meme? Here's a playlist (warning: some mild language), I don't know if that's all of them but there's 58 videos in there so. - 4/2 11:20 PM

Official Bugbite count on day after: 1 where expected (the mid-arm), 2½ on my right wrist, and one on my left middle finger. So 4½. 4/3 4:35 PM
Shoot just found another ½ one (they're the ones that are small and don't have red blotches around them) on my right thigh. - 4:40 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHHH there's another one just below the waistband of my pants. Bump this up to 6. - 5:32 PM