Literally NO ONE Else Sees This. I am Disappointed in the World.

So, Penguin (and her sad friends, unfortunately including our VERY obsessive [and verbal about their obsessions] younger cousins) is going through a very major Phineas and Ferb craze. MAJOR. So she has been trying to convince me that it is a good show (because for some reason, if she likes something, she absolutely HAS to share it with EVERYONE SHE KNOWS. Which is: me, our parents, our grandma [our other grandparents don't really do kids' shows {thank goodness}], two of our cousins, her 2 friends [as I said, sad], and my friends if possible). Despite my having watched at least 5 episodes, and still hating it. With a burning inferno passion.

It involves many things, a few of which being:

• Illegal ownership of a platypus in OH. MYGOSH. They live in Danville. Which is... everywhere. literally. here. Scroll down to Background Information. 
• Illegal CHANGING OF MOUNT RUSHMORE. 
• Illegal lots more stuff.
• Dangerous flying around the world in a homemade, open-air (they will suffocate) aeroplane that will crash when 3 extra pounds are added.
• The aforementioned illegally owned platypus being a ... secret agent?? Who completely changes identity (and, by the way, apparently EVERYONE in this world is EXTREMELY naive, dense, and blind.) when he puts on. a hat. literally. and nobody is able to tell that he is the same platypus pet.  And he is "assigned" I guess, to this evil scientist. They are nemesis enemies. Which somehow means they are not allowed to even considered stopping another opponent. Even if it is right under their noses, like if the platypus was at the bank and someone came in with a gun and pointed it at the teller and told him to give up all the money, if the platypus did something to try to stop him, that would be, like, extremely disloyal or something. ????? I don't understand. 
• These two kids bring their ILLEGAL pet platypus with them EVERYWHERE and literally don't keep an eye on him. They sometimes say "Hey, where's [our platypus]? ... Oh, whatever, he'll turn up eventually. It's not like anyone might find out that we own him or anything like that. Or like he's a wild animal and might run off and find a better habitat to live in (like maybe, I don't know, a river, or some other place where platypi live naturally?)."
• Nobody notices the platypus' (large) secret room, which, yes, he gets to from the side of the house, so it's obviously quite close to it where it could be found with some digging at the least, someone going down to fix water pipes at the most.
• #callcharactersbytheirfullname (yes this show is bad enough for me to stoop to HASHTAGS
• #stupidvillain(whosomehowactuallygetssurprisinglyclosewithmanyofhisvillainousschemes)
• Very deeply hidden morals
• Excepting, of course, when they are blatantly stated (because they weren't shown very well in the episode).
• The platypus and the villain have an extremely unhealthy relationship, constantly trying to detain and/or defeat one another and yet "they can't live without each other", according to Penguin... And no one else on Earth sees this. 
• Searched "I DON'T CARE ABOUT DOOF'S RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS PARENTS I WANT TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE ELSE EXISTS WHO UNDERSTANDS HOW UNHEALTHY HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH PERRY IS" into google. didn't get anything (again)
• NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
• ugh.
• I will prove my point one day.
• I will prove it to the world.
• And they will sob, "How did I not see that?!" and I will laugh, "I told you so!"
• And they will all fear me
• and respect me
• for I will have triumphed over all.

Sigh. For a show about science there is an extreme lack of physics and stuff.. hair not moving, air in space, a GIANT RUBBER BAND BALL BEING ABLE TO LAUNCH AN AEROPLANE to name a few. >8~[

Watching Barbie Rapunzel: Pen:"Whoa, did you see his hands go almost all the way around her waist?"  Me:"Yeah, she's way too skinny." Pen:"Well, that's because Mother Gothel never feeds her!" Me:"Oh. Well, at least there's a good reason." then we both start laughing at how matter of fact I say it. 

Youtube and Such

6/17(I think)
Listended to Sunset Horizons a bit ago. Don't let the name fool you.

6/19
Ok, so a couple of lines from a song randomly came into my head, so I looked them up (can't go back so we gotta go on). It was.............. from Barbie and the Diamond Castle. SERIOUSLY??????

Welp, thank you. I literally searched (on youtube) "which song do I know by the fray" and it TOLD ME I am so happy with Youtube right now. :-)
That'll most likely last an hour at most...


"I just imagined. If you would leave, the room, and I could just go to sleep!" - Penguin yester(now three ago)evening when she was laying in bed with a migraine and I was reading funny parts to her.

FOOOUUUUUNNNNNND IIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8D8D8D8D8D8D8D

Remember how I was looking for that jumpy version of Hikari? Well first go look for it yourself (also do "simple and clean" which is the English title). Think you've found it? (even if you found this one, which is VERY CLOSE)YOU (almost definitely) HAVEN'T!!! Here is the liink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  SO HAPPY!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Ok. I'm good. I also just watched a bunch of trailers for Inside Out which is coming out in TWO DAYS THREE MOONS YIPPEE.
I just CAN'T WAIT to watch this child break! 8-D Poor Sadness is being left out. :-(  This one trailer gives away the endings and/or middles of almost all the Pixar movies. Also; The mom has 5 female emotions, the dad has 5 male emotions, and Riley has 2 male emotions and 3 female emotions.... Why?

I am so excited. This kid is just going to break. Like literally. SO. EXCITED.

HOLY MOONS THAT DEATH CRANE JUST DESTROYED A CASTLE.
THIS LOOKS LIKE AN AWESOME RP PLATFORM VIDEO GAME.
THREE MOONS THERE WAS A COUCH FLOATING IN LAVA!!!!!


"Future is shaky" - a newspaper headline from a newspaper Anger was reading.
"It's Mom, she's onto us!!"
"Well, I jusst saved our lives. Yeah, you're welcome." - Disgust. Remind you of anyone? (last part intended for Penguin)

Mom tries to Help me with my Math.

I know that the length of a rectangle is twice its width, and the diagonal is 5√5. I have to figure out the area of the rectangle.

Mom tries to figure it out.

So, what's the pythagorean theorum again?

*sigh* a²+b²=c²

Ok, so ... A=2B right?

Umm... sure?

Wait, we have the hypotenuse of the two triangles that make up the rectangle. We can use the pythagorean theorum to figure it out!!

Umm... no we can't. We only have one number. We need at least two for the pythagorean theorum.

Oh. Well...

Well.. whatever, I'll figure it out.

... *contunues to try to figure it out in her head*

Uh.. that's code for "please stop trying to help me"

... Well --

What were you going to do?

Well, we know the hypotenuse and the ratio of the sides, so we can use that to figure out the other sides.

What other sides? IT'S A RECTANGLE. If you have two sides... YOU HAVE THE OTHER TWO SIDES.

I know.

WHAT. HOW ARE YOU GETTING THIS?



And then a little later, she started talking about SLOPES??????!!!!!!!!! How is that going to help with this problem????




Anyhoo. Umm... what to talk about today...  Does anyone else remember hearing that version of Simple and Clean or Hikari in some Kingdom Hearts soundtrack playlist or somethin that was really fun and jumpy and dramatic and exciting???????

Merp. Couldn't find it. erg. um.

So yeah. That was yesterday. Also only 16 more days!!!!!!! Plus I woke up at literally 7:45.

"Starr and Sunstar are brothers now. Just. So you know."

Chasing the Dog Through the Kitchen on your Knees is not a Good Plan.

*looking for my glasses* "Do my glasses exist? .. Oh, here they are."

this is penguin hi i stole pupples's computer. Hahahahhahaha. HHAhHAHAHhAH this isboring. <- What the heck, dude?????????????????? Ohmigosh ok whatevah.

OH MY GOSH!!! I JUST MAYBE FOUND OUT SOMETHING

So "Underscales" might refer to this:

Instead of this:

(sorry about the hugeness)


"Hey Blue! Blue! Blue Blue Blue Blueblueblueblueblueberry! Blue! Blu-ue! Blueblue! Blueberry! Hey! Hey Blueberry!" - me, trying to get Blue Gremlin to turn and look at me

YYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe Kinkajou won't die!!!!!!!!!!

Here's the excerpt of chapter 2 of Winter Turning, taken from Prisoners; they're gonna go to the rainforest and Kinky might want to stay and help Queen Glory... So... YAYY!!!!!!! Maybe. http://wingsoffire.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:109950


I had the craziest dream today...

There was a Gremlin Audrey with a faded purple outfit and dark skin. In the game (I had all four Epic Mickey games, this was the first one [it was a dream, okay?]) everyone was getting ready for a parade down Mean Street, which was more of a long, straight street than it is. It had one bend, and that was where Audrey was. He had some kid with him, and if you talked to him, he would just say something vague about the kid or something. Then eventually, you would go up and talk to him and he would say something to the effect of: "Well, I bet you've been wondering what I've been up to." and get out his float (for the parade) and it would turn out to be a death machine and we would follow it down to the next bend in the street where he would have his boss-battle-site.

It was so weird. There was also me changing the Epic Mickey DVDs (yeah, for some reason, in this part of the dream, Epic Mickey was a DVD...) and going in backwards order, and every time there was a bigger statue in our (real life) driveway, and by the time we got to the first one, the statue was so big, it blocked the gate and I kept on saying "this statue is so obstructive!" for some reason. Oh! And it was suddenly Penguin and I double-jumping around on the statue, trying to get through the gate. :-P I have no idea.