I Hate Restless Legs

Do you have restless leg syndrome (RLS)? Because I do. And I'm going to tell you why it sucks. Written 10/14.

No. No. No. No. No.

How could you do this?????????? Spoilers for mlp season 5 episode 18

I've got At Least Four Ideas and I am Editing Today. Thankfully.

So, Penguin. First of all: PREPARE FOR YOUR INTERVIEW! Or your other homework if  you're reading this later. :-) Also: Whoever you are: DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

I was Going to Write a "Cautionary Tale" about something, but I Don't Recall What!

I HAVE A DEATH RING which is probably heat rash, don't worry. <!--more--> (Update 3/26/17: I think that was supposed to be html or something code for a jumpbreak? but I don't think it works anymore)